News Roundup

Tiger Woods marries his buxom blonde Swedish gal pal. Bridget Harrison, formerly of a rancid personal/dating essay column in the Post, is on the beat.

Second story down, the New York Post misses an opportunity to make fun of the Daily Snooze. There's no real story in this item other than the fact that the Post used the actual name of their competitor once, leading to speculation that there's a subdued copy editor subbing in for the normal catty one, who may be on vacation or stalking Lloyd Grove.

A new drama on ABC about kissing and frolicking teenagers makes Linda Stasi gag as if she ate bad Chinese.

RIP to Rodney Dangerfield. And if you check Google News, you'll also hear about Janet Leigh. A sad day in entertainment.

Read toward the bottom. "Hey, sweetie cakes, how about you and I play a game of Hide The Cannoli?" And, to completely bite off Gawker, Lily Koppel is my hero.

For fun, a story about Christopher Walken. Weird pauses included.

And the big story of the day! Howard Stern jumps to satellite radio! It seems that the satellite radio business is finally about to get...

(urmm... no... don't want to... really bad... can't help it... itchy... okay fine fine...)

... Sirius.

(aaack!)

One question though: K-Rock currently broadcasts out of "the top of the Howard Stern Building", according to their promos. So will that change? Will they be broadcasting in 2006 from "the top of Artie Lange's condo in Hoboken?"