I hear the sound of Barbara Walters cackling

'GOOD DAY' DEBBIE TAKES SCARY PLUNGE":
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=84&ncid=787&e=5&u=/pagesix/20041001/en_pagesix/gooddaydebbietakesscaryplunge

Well, slow news day, but I'll take a story about Debbie Matenopoulous punching herself in the face and nearly causing her own death.

Ah, remember those skits they used to do on SNL making fun of "The View?" Cheri Oteri as Barbara Walters?