Another News Roundup

Hey, just in time for Halloween! Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are renting an entire resort in Barbados to... no, wait, wrong couple.

"When you talk about a young girl's breasts in public, it can be very damaging." I'll say! After all, bail is expensive for us cradle-robbers. Lindsay Lohan ta-tas. Yum yum!

Well, thanks for ruining the surprise, assholes!

On a dork note - if I had been at Bungalow 8 the other night and saw Owen Wilson there, that so could have been me.

The Daily News has a Britney Spears obsession today - both Rush & Molloy and LLoyd Grove cover the Brit Beat. Apparently her panties are on sale on eBay (speculation is that it's Kevin trying to make a quick buck), and she just fired her manager. In other news, her life is a disaster. But you knew that.

And, to cap it off, nothing like reading Joyce Wadler merrilly repeat a tale of Robin Williams singing of sodomy. It's 10am and we're already talking about anal sex, people. At least let me drink my coffee first!