November 9th, 2004

Uhhh... what happened? Where have I been?

Yes I've let you all down. I was completely absent for days. My explanation: I'm dead. Yes, I got run over by a subway train after being pushed on the tracks by Tara Reid for taking a photo of her deformed breast with my mobile phone.

I've managed, however, to come back to the realm of the living and get back to posting on here. Which is kind of spooky, so I'll move onto another topic...

Happy birthday to Nick Lachey, Sisqo, and Pepa from Salt-n-Pepa.
(That I could identify all three of those people in a lineup means that my death was probably for the best)