Morning News O Rama

I'll give you the complete Page Six link because it's simultaneously an excellent edition and devoid of any real notable news. So just read the whole thing. (Can you smell laziness in the air? Oh yeah.)

I like the cover of the Post today, by the way. Heh.

In today's Rush & Molloy, Lorraine Bracco comes up with another gem:

"Real estate is like porn to me. I can't get enough."

So, on that note, shout out to our friendly blogger friends at curbed.com. Mmmmm. Porn has never been this satisfying.

Other news outlets are giving me trouble on this ugly Monday morning. I'll sum it up for you, though: A lot of people were killed yesterday, from both vehicular death and murder by deadly weapon. With that said, I just saved you a lot of reading.