Playing Hardball (errr, well something's hard, anyway)

FANS USE LOVE TO GET IN THE GAME

So, fellas, if you do get that special Casual Encounter hookup, do not be surprised to run into a guy named Dan Kadison instead of a chick.

Seriously, though, I like this. Shows that NYC men are as crafty as the women.

Another reason to root for the Yanks, too. Because if the Red Sox do go to the Series, it'll be all those miserable people up in New England that'll be fucking. I can hear it already: "HARDAH! HARDAH! HARDAH! THAT'S WICKED GOOD BABE! HARDAH!"