It ain't over until the fat Idol sings

Looks like Ruben's weight problem is coming back to haunt him. (Like, duh, when you're 400 pounds, this shit's gonna happen)

Luckily, I didn't forget about Big Pun so quickly. Can I get a late entry in my death pool? Sorry Ruben, you're a nice guy, but you're sending me on a nice vacation next year with the winnings!

(I'm going to someplace worse than hell. I know this.)