November 23, 2004
I'M... ALIVE!
But just barely.
The news is kinda slow, which I figure because nothing new from the last time I mentioned headlines has appeared except for the brawl at the Pistons-Pacers game. My only comment to that saga: can we do this at a Lakers' game sometime? I want to see Artest go after Jack Nicholson. Why? Because Jack would kill him. And it would be very funny. Trust me on that one.
Today's birthday is the lovely Kelly Brook. I think anyone with half of a testicle left, including Lance Armstrong, will know exactly who I'm talking about. Single men should know her like married men know their wives. And you deserve a photo of this gorgeous flower.
But just barely.
The news is kinda slow, which I figure because nothing new from the last time I mentioned headlines has appeared except for the brawl at the Pistons-Pacers game. My only comment to that saga: can we do this at a Lakers' game sometime? I want to see Artest go after Jack Nicholson. Why? Because Jack would kill him. And it would be very funny. Trust me on that one.
Today's birthday is the lovely Kelly Brook. I think anyone with half of a testicle left, including Lance Armstrong, will know exactly who I'm talking about. Single men should know her like married men know their wives. And you deserve a photo of this gorgeous flower.
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