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Red Sox Are Yet Again Barking Up Wrong Tree
The best part about this article is that, while it doesn't directly subscribe to the theory that the Red Sox are literally doomed, it does point to every hilarious indicator that the Yankees keep tying their shoelaces together under the lunch table, and that sometimes they trip over their own feet as well.
On an unrelated note, why are "gossip" and "sports" two distinctly different categories? I've never heard of a starlet being caught with an SUV full of cocaine and charged with posession with intent to sell. And the steroids scandal potential is excellent. Not to mention the off chance that a current or retired star murdered his (pregnant) wife or fucked a girl in the ass. But the two are kept so distinct! Hmmm, maybe I've found my voice!
The best part about this article is that, while it doesn't directly subscribe to the theory that the Red Sox are literally doomed, it does point to every hilarious indicator that the Yankees keep tying their shoelaces together under the lunch table, and that sometimes they trip over their own feet as well.
On an unrelated note, why are "gossip" and "sports" two distinctly different categories? I've never heard of a starlet being caught with an SUV full of cocaine and charged with posession with intent to sell. And the steroids scandal potential is excellent. Not to mention the off chance that a current or retired star murdered his (pregnant) wife or fucked a girl in the ass. But the two are kept so distinct! Hmmm, maybe I've found my voice!
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