News while I wonder whether Flav takes off the clock when he has sex with Brigitte Nielsen

(shudder)

Lloyd Grove gets a hand in the mail. A message from Richard Johnson, perhaps! Have they seen Hudson Morgan lately? (oh, and Bill Simmons is right (yeah, pay-to-view link, sorry), that movie "Saw" looks like it's going to kick some serious ass. That is, if they haven't given away half the movie already!)

In other news, The Post gets obsessive with the Mafia today... here, here, and here - with a bookie bust to go along.

Boldface Names gets down with the anal sex literary beat...

Schilling out, El Duque in...

oh fuck it, I got bored with this, I'm done.