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Attacks Fly in N.J. County Sheriff Race
Ahhh, home sweet home. Nothing like another nasty, completely unprofessional sherriff's contest in Bergen County. I've had direct involvement with some former participants of this never-ending saga of trashy local politics. It's not pretty. Then again, no one in Jersey is.
Keep in mind: whoever wins this election will likely be the top guy responsible for dealing with future marijuana and motor vehicle violations by Kimora Lee Simmons, so there is some urgency to this matter! We should have a serious politician in that post! Imagine Eliot Spitzer running for Bergen County Sherriff? Imagine that his first mandate is to completely invade Lil' Kim's place in Teaneck and execute a "no tolerance policy" toward the entire range of contraband shit she's hiding in the basement? (Biggie's gun collection from his living will and testament - that's gotta be a huge fuckin basement) That would be fun.
Ahhh, home sweet home. Nothing like another nasty, completely unprofessional sherriff's contest in Bergen County. I've had direct involvement with some former participants of this never-ending saga of trashy local politics. It's not pretty. Then again, no one in Jersey is.
Keep in mind: whoever wins this election will likely be the top guy responsible for dealing with future marijuana and motor vehicle violations by Kimora Lee Simmons, so there is some urgency to this matter! We should have a serious politician in that post! Imagine Eliot Spitzer running for Bergen County Sherriff? Imagine that his first mandate is to completely invade Lil' Kim's place in Teaneck and execute a "no tolerance policy" toward the entire range of contraband shit she's hiding in the basement? (Biggie's gun collection from his living will and testament - that's gotta be a huge fuckin basement) That would be fun.
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