Get Your Sex On, Lurch Style
Okay, we know Rupert Murdoch is reaching now in his attempts to blaspheme Kerry, but I guess it's amusing when you see gossip stories like this one.
It's like, not even scandalous until the bottom - when someone goes down on Ted Kennedy in the middle of a restaurant! Eeeeek! You mean you can find his penis between the rolls of fat while he's sitting?
(I'm going to throw up now)
Anyway, I might vote for Kerry now. Nothing like going back to the Bill Clinton days where heads of state used fat cigars to stimulate fat interns. Ahh, the good old days.
(Seriously: we haven't had a good president in this country for over 40 years now. Please bring back the king. This democracy thing don't work anymore)
It's like, not even scandalous until the bottom - when someone goes down on Ted Kennedy in the middle of a restaurant! Eeeeek! You mean you can find his penis between the rolls of fat while he's sitting?
(I'm going to throw up now)
Anyway, I might vote for Kerry now. Nothing like going back to the Bill Clinton days where heads of state used fat cigars to stimulate fat interns. Ahh, the good old days.
(Seriously: we haven't had a good president in this country for over 40 years now. Please bring back the king. This democracy thing don't work anymore)
posted by Brian Van at
11:20 AM
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