Obviously they forgot the way I drive on the Turnpike

World's tallest, fastest roller coaster zooming to Jersey: http://nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/236955p-203446c.html

Nice!

By the way, major props to Cedar Point. I was there once when I was a teenager, and it owned every other amusement park I've ever visited. Six Flags Great Adventure, in comparison, is admittedly a little ghetto, but I think this will make it worth a return visit.

It's only Wednesday of the first week and I've already jumped the shark here...