From the Ten-Lashes-From-The-Velvet-Rope Dept. - Crash Override
http://nypost.com/gossip/19758.htm
"In preparation for tonight's Nicole Miller fashion show and party, we've been training the staff in Shaggy-spotting, Shaggy-surveillance, and Shaggy-removal. We're stationing guards on the skylights. If all else fails, we'll ask Gina Gershon, who's performing with her band, to kick his ass."
This is why I believe that party-crashing is the most noble cause in New York. Good luck, Unik, in trying to "make an example" out of this boil-on-your-ass uninvited guest.
Side note: I can't resist a writeup for a webpage that features a link to "LOHAN'S DAD BOOTED FROM SCORES"
"In preparation for tonight's Nicole Miller fashion show and party, we've been training the staff in Shaggy-spotting, Shaggy-surveillance, and Shaggy-removal. We're stationing guards on the skylights. If all else fails, we'll ask Gina Gershon, who's performing with her band, to kick his ass."
This is why I believe that party-crashing is the most noble cause in New York. Good luck, Unik, in trying to "make an example" out of this boil-on-your-ass uninvited guest.
Side note: I can't resist a writeup for a webpage that features a link to "LOHAN'S DAD BOOTED FROM SCORES"
posted by Brian Van at
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