Cheesecake Break: Eva Longoria

One cannot walk the streets of Manhattan without being visually smothered in ads for new TV shows, one of which is the seemingly-vapid-but-tittilating show "Desperate Housewives." I wouldn't be paid to watch the show, and I do consider Teri Hatcher to be a bit of a used rag at this point (hey, no apologies for that low comment; if you star in an Andrew Dice Clay vehicle AND a bondage fantasy movie, you must ride both the highs and lows of chauvanist pig commentary), there's one star that may break out of this show before it gets dropped like a bad history class.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/bios/eva_longoria.html

http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/images/gallery/ep101/gallery.html?photo=4
http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/images/gallery/ep101/gallery.html?photo=8
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/summer_catch/eva_longoria/catchpre.jpg

A further Google Image Search will leave much less to the imagination. I feel all warm and tingly now. Foxy foxy foxy. She brings out the 15-year-old in me.

And she's a comedian, too. I'm in love!