Gossip Snoozefest

Natalie Portman holds the only show in gossip town today, as really nothing else is too interesting or readable. This is a reason to live out the next few months, really. Bring your hot popcorn and libido, young lonely men!

On the Daily News front, Rush & Molloy have an extended item on the ever salacious Jack Nicholson, but does this really surprise anyone? Page Six reports a biz battle between Dash and HoVa, but does that really pique anyone's interest?